Netflix reviews

Just got an email about Netflix removing this feature due to declining usage. My reviews always complain about the same thing, it seems---pace, pace, pace.

Gerald's Game
Gerald's Game
You rated this movie: 5

This movie frightened me, rather than startle me for no reason. It drew me in, sometimes even using silence to great effect. Let that sink in, and then decide if you want to watch it. I wanted a horror film for adults, with a deep plot and good pace---I should've been careful what I wished for. This thing is amazing, but seriously, watch at your own peril.

You wrote this on 2/27/18
You rated this movie: 1

Painfully slow and coy. Total waste of good actors, cameras, locations, lighting and breath, as the movie is full of unnecessary dialogue, slow scenes that are unrelated to the main plot, and requires the viewer to be "patient" and "wait" for something good to happen. Why this asinine approach, I wonder? Just, w-h-y?????

You wrote this on 2/27/18
My Beautiful Broken Brain
My Beautiful Broken Brain
You rated this movie: 1

It is absolutely awful, boring, disjointed, slow paced, uninteresting, dull and frustrating to watch. Good production values, though...

You wrote this on 4/12/16
The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst
The Jinx: The Life and Deaths of Robert Durst
You rated this movie: 2

Just 3 stars because of the slow pace. The 2 last episodes are great, but the others are full of filler material, they really drag along, and it was hard to stay awake. Still worth a watch.

You wrote this on 7/27/15
Death Row Stories
Death Row Stories
You rated this movie: 3

It's just OK. The first episode is the most compelling one; the others are slow and drawn out. They should have covered two cases in 45 minutes instead of dragging a single story and grasping at straws to make time. I like that there was a case with a different outcome than the expected "innocent" and that it tries to open people's eyes as to the legal system's shortcomings.

You wrote this on 4/16/15
Black Mirror
Black Mirror
You rated this movie: 0

Each season has an absolutely dreary episode and two episodes that are amazing beyond words. The two good episodes in each season are fun, thrilling, captivating, and keep you interest throughout. Highly recommended.

You wrote this on 2/11/15
The Best Offer
The Best Offer
You rated this movie: 0

I wanted to give it a two-star review but I wanted to be fair to the high production values and quality. The first 15-20 minutes are magnificent, well paced, and really hold your attention. And then it lags and repeats itself, drops cohesiveness, goes on unnecessary tangents, loses tautness... and so on and so forth until it finally ends unsatisfactorily.

You wrote this on 9/16/14
Secrets of the Dead: Death on the Railroad
Secrets of the Dead: Death on the Railroad
You rated this movie: 1

Very bad. Speculation, almost all of it. The most thorough process was that of pressing "record" on the camera and the most resources were spent on the editing, as none of it went to actually investigating, let alone reporting in a way that makes sense.

You wrote this on 8/1/14
American Horror Story
American Horror Story
You rated this movie: 2

Count me out. This thing is over hyped. Things just don't happen fast enough to keep me interested. Ghosts and the like are revealed, then become fixtures---they're always around for no good reason and the soundtrack goes out of whack every time, even for things and faces you've already seen and that won't scare you. Sat through 8 painful eps the first season, and 3 slow ones in the 3rd season because new actors were being introduced. Didn't enjoy it at all.

You wrote this on 12/31/13
The L.A. Complex
The L.A. Complex
You rated this movie: 0

4 stars for the 1st season ONLY!! It is interesting, has good acting, is well paced, and entertaining. The 2nd season is a drawn-out, plot-driven mess, and just nonsensical. I was exasperated the whole time I was watching it, hoping it'd get better. It didn't.

You wrote this on 12/31/13

You rated this movie: 2

2 out of 5. Another boring drama labeled as a thriller. Slow moving. It fails as a drama too, as character dev is just too shallow. Disliked it quite a lot.

You wrote this on 4/15/13
Deadly Women
Deadly Women
You rated this movie: 2

There is only so much "testimony" and atmospheric music one can stand before the show becomes exasperating and boring. That keeps the narration from actually moving forward and revealing info about how the crime was committed, discovered or solved. I don't dislike the show but it has so many talking heads for so long, in detriment of details uncovered during the investigation. And when they have neither a talking head who can speculate about a crime they didn't witness or have very little details about, we get endless close-ups and soundtrack, like in the case of the Australian woman. This series needs to be more taut and to the point!!!!!! Investigation Discovery has the terrible habit of dragging stories for a long time and squeezing more content out of them by having these pop experts make generalizations about the criminal's psyche, like in the case of the girl sniper. You could eliminate that almost completely, or at least reduce the "expert"'s air time. The medical examiner, however, is VERY interesting, as she explains the expected effects and traces of the weapons used, especially poison. I'd give it 2.5 stars, as it many times puts me to sleep.

You wrote this on 11/10/11


Girl On The Train
Quiz Show (apparently not 1st time)
The Clearstream Affair
Glory Daze: The Life and Times of Michael Alig*
Me Before You*
Miss Sloane***
Bleed For This
The Man Who Knew Infinity (oh, bad)
The Whole Truth
Don't Breathe
The Art Of More, season 1**
The Syndicate, season 1**
The Syndicate, seasons 2 and 3 (Bad, no no no, ugh)
Kon-Tiki (Movie based on the documentary)
The Ticket (Documentary, youtube, lottery)*
Ex Machina
Birth Of A Nation (Nat Turner stuff, just ok)
Hands Of Stone
Popstar: Never Stop Neverstopping
Magic Mike XXL
Mr. Dynamite: The Rise of James Brown
Banking On Bitcoin
Hidden Colors 3: The Rules of Racism
Ace in the Hole
Don't Think Twice**
Seymour: An Introduction
A Hologram for the King

Maps To The Stars
The White Helmets
The Art Of More, season 2**
Difficult People, season 1*
One Chance
Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising
Difficult People, season 2
At the End of the Tunnel (Al Final del Túnel)
Mechanic: Resurrection
Non Stop
The Treatment (needs american remake)
The True Cost*
The Invention of Lying*

Unforgivable Blackness: The Rise and Fall of Jack Johnson (almost 4 hrs, gat dayum!)
Cornered: A Life Caught in the Ring
After The Last Round (Boxing Documentary)*
Diving Into The Unknown
Scientology and the Aftermath, season 1*

Going Clear: Scientology and the Prison of Belief*
After Porn Ends 2*
The Good Wife (returned to form in the last few eps. High five!)
Big Little Lies, season 1*
Dog Day Afternoon*
The Help
Joe Cocker: Mad Dog With A Soul
Get Out
Man On The Moon
The Immortal Life Of Henrietta Lacks
La La Land
Colossal (eh...?)
My Blind Brother
The Prime Gig
The Congress
The Last Diamond
Live By Night*
The Founder
Before I Fall
Elementary, season 5*
Billions, season 2*

Bodyguards: Secret Lives from the Watchtower
To Steal from a Thief*
Joe Cocker: Mad Dog with Soul*
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back
House Of Cards, seasons 1 & 2
Gabriel lglesias: I’m Sorry For What I Said When I Was Hungry
Conmen Case Files: Season 3:
In the Shadow of Iris
Tracy Morgan: Staying Alive
The Perfect Physique
Deidra & Laney Rob a Train
Shadow Of Truth (doc series, meh)
The Girl Whose Muscles are Turning to Bone
How to Stage a Coup
Betting on Zero
House Of Cards, season 3**
25 to Life
The Return*
A Patch of Fog
A Kind of Murder
The D Train
House Of Cards, season 4
Sarah Silverman A Speck of Dust
The Bet: In The Grip Of The Gambling Mafia
GLOW: The Story of the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling
Shimmer Lake
Finding Dory
Sandy Wexler
Generation Startup
Dog by Dog
The First Monday in May*
Out of Thin Air (Bad)
Houdini (two-parter by the History Channel)
Nobody Speak: Trials of the Free Press
Smoke & Mirrors
Enlighten Us
Sausage Party*
Dior and I*
City of God: 10 Years Later**
Cold In July
Win It All
Sour Grapes*
Whisky Romeo Zulu
Perfect Stranger*
I Am Your Father
The Discovery
The Confessions of Thomas Quick
Gomorrah (Bad)
Serial Killer 1 (Bad)
Oklahoma City
The Short Game
The Clan
Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special
The Assets, season 1
My Scientology Movie
9 Months That Made You, season 1: The First 8 Weeks, One Of A Kind, and The Final Countdown**
Don't Stop Believin': Everyman's Journey
Kid Cannabis
Frontline: Merchants Of Cool*
The Mummy (Tom Cruise, 2017)
I Called Him Morgan* (Amazing jazz soundtrack)
Diana: 7 Days That Shook the World
You're Not You
The Invisible Guardian
The Defiant Ones (HBO 4-part doc)
Pretty Ugly People*
World Of Dance, season 1
Message from the King
Growing Up Wild*
Angie Tribeca, seasons 1, 2 and 3*
Secrets of Her Majesty's Secret Service
Lynne Koplitz: Hormonal Beast*
The Harvest*
Reincarnated (@ Snoop Dogg)
Kevin Hart: What Now?
What Happened to Monday**
PBS Frontline: Don King Unauthorized
The Little Prince, The Big Fight**
Man In The Mirror: The Michael Jackson Story (documentary)**
Little Evil*
Buster's Mal Heart
Death Note
The Harverst*
Strong Island***
Behind "The Cove": The Quiet Japanese Speak Out
Disjointed, season 1**
The Queen of the Damned (once in 90's)
Chocolate City: Vegas Strip
The Art of Organized Noise
Long Shot
Absolutely Anything
Operações Especiais
Barbershop Punk
Wind River** (Nocturnal Animals redux? Not quite :))
American Vandal, season 1*
A Ballerina's Tale
Shot in the Dark, season 1** (Holy cow, Nightcrawler is now a series!)
Chasing Cameron, season 1
Chris Brown: Welcome To My Life
The Cold Light of Day
Mindhunter, season 1****
Boy Missing
Death Sentence
Car Dogs
Bullet Head
Diana: In Her Own Words*
Adult Beginners
Hot Girls Wanted: Turned On, season 1 (Women on Top*, Love Me Tinder*, Owning It, Money Shot, Take Me Private,Don't Stop Filming)
Breaking the Cycle
The Legend of 420
True Memoirs of an International Assassin
Return to Zero**

Unbreak My Heart -- A Memoir (Braxton, Toni) {Very proud that this is 2017's 1st entry and not a movie}
Kathy Griffin's Celebrity Run-Ins: My A-Z Index [Audioook] (Griffin, Kathy)
Sing To Me: My Story of Making Music, Finding Magic, and Searching for Who's Next  [Audioook] (Reid, LA)
Framed: Why Michael Skakel Spent Over a Decade in Prison For a Murder He Didn’t Commit [Audioook] (Kennedy Jr., Robert F)
The Girl With The Lower Back Tattoo [Audioook] (Schumer, Amy)
The Capitol Game [Audioook] (Haig, Brian)
Yes Please [Audioook] (Poehler, Amy)
ZeroZeroZero [Audioook] (Saviano, Roberto)***
I, Spy [Audioook] (Ribacoff, Daniel)

Beneath the Surface: Killer Whales, SeaWorld, and the Truth Beyond Blackfish [Audioook] (Hargrove, John; Chua-Eoan, Howard)**
Life After Death [Audioook] (Echols, Damien)**
Forensics: What Bugs, Burns, Prints, DNA and More Tell Us About Crime [Audioook] (McDermid, Val)**
The Immortal Life of Henrietta Lacks [Audioook] (Skloot, Rebecca)*
Heist: The Oddball Crew Behind the $17 Million Loomis Fargo Theft [Audioook] (Diamant, Jeff)
Talking as Fast as I Can: From Gilmore Girls to Gilmore Girls (and Everything in Between) [Audioook] (Graham, Lauren)
Scrappy Little Nobody [Audioook] (Kendrick, Anna)
Playing Dead--A Journey Through the World of Death Fraud [Audioook] (Greenwood, Elizabeth)
The Good Nurse: A True Story of Medicine, Madness, and Murder [Audioook] (Graeber, Charles)
Three Cups of Deceit: How Greg Mortenson, Humanitarian Hero, Lost His Way [Audioook] (Krakauer, Jon)
Filthy Rich: A Powerful Billionaire, the Sex Scandal that Undid Him, and All the Justice That Money Can Buy: The Shocking True Story of Jeffrey Epstein [Audioook] (Patterson, James)
Chaos Monkeys: Obscene Fortune and Random Failure in Silicon Valley [Audioook] (Martinez, Antonio Garcia)***
The Invisible Life of Ivan Isaenko [Audioook] (Stambach, Scott)**
Self-Inflicted Wounds:Heartwarming Tales of Epic Humiliation [Audioook] (Tyler, Aisha)***



Divorce Corp.**
30 for 30: No Crossover: The Trial of Allen Iverson (Boring!!)
Cybercrimes with Ben Hammersley, season 1
Showrunners: The Art of Running a TV Show
I Have Never Forgotten You
Marvel's Jessica Jones, season 1 (Meh...)
The Awkward Comedy Show
Fall Into Darkness
Anonymous - The Hacker Wars (saw it on Youtube. Good)
We Are Legion--The Story of Hacktivists (ditto)

A Brave Heart: The Lizzie Velasquez Story
The Illness and the Odyssey (PBS)

Autism In  Love*

The Program
The Benefactor (Meh)
Retribution (Desconocido)
The Wrong Car (Lifetime, not bad)
When the Bell Rings
The Girl Next Door (Doc @ porn star)
Merchants of Doubt*

The Man Who Never Was**
NOVA: Rise of the Hackers
The Lost Honour of Christopher Jefferies
The Central Park Five
Toni Braxton: Unbreak my Heart (Lifetime. Ok)
BBC: When Pop Ruled My Life--The Fans' Story

All Things Must Pass: The Rise and Fall of Tower Records
Kingsman: The Secret Service
The Secret in Their Eyes**
Metro Manila*
Jarhead 2: Field of Fire (Bad)
Rock Star
Cartel Land
BBC - Most Dangerous Band--Story of Guns N' Roses
Prescription Thugs
Secret in Their Eyes (American, 2015)
Bernie Madoff & The $50 Billion Heist
Soul Power (The Greatest Music Festiva, 1974--Youtube)
Killing Them Safely
Grazing The Sky*

The Sum of Histories*
Madoff (TV Movie)

Murder Rap: Inside the Biggie and Tupac Murders**
The Fear of 13*
Peace Officer
Inside Out

The Crooked E: The Unshredded Truth About Enron (TV movie)
Point Break (2015)
Kill Your Friends
Motive, season 2
Scenes of a Crime
Shades Of Blue, season 1
American Crime Story (OJ Simpson), season 1
The Secret Life of Babies*
BBC Horizon: The Secret Life of the Dog
The Secret Life of Your Bodyclock
Pacific Warriors
Che: Part 1 (The Argentine) / Che: Part 2 (Guerilla)*
Trophy Kids (Extended Version)*
30 for 30: Fantastic Lies*
The Out List
Code Black*
The Gift*
Vice: This Is What Winning Looks Like*
BBC Nature: Clever Monkeys**

The Life And Crimes Of Doris Payne
Louis Theroux: Drinking To Oblivion
The Night Manager
Secrets Of The Tribe*
Flamenco, Flamenco
Counter Investigation**
Tabloid Truth*
Las Vegas Heist - The Covert BlackJack Computer That Beat Las Vegas
Prince In The 1980's
The Girl With The Dragon Tatoo (American remake)****
Triple 9 (Bad)
Mystic River
Concerning Violence: Nine Scenes From The Anti-Imperialistic Self-Defense***
Avengers: Age of Ultron
Attacking the Devil: Harold Evans and the Last Nazi War Crime**

Team Foxcatcher**
The Mask You Live In**
30 for 30: Benji
(Dis)Honesty: The Truth About Lies***
Enter the Battlefield
Murder on the Home Front
A Prophet (not so good)
Game Of Thrones, season 6 (Slow again. But omg, Hodor)
O.J.: Made in America*** (ESPN, 5-part)
Big Eyes
The Revenant
Blade: House of Chthon
Homeland, seasons 1-3***
BBC Horizon: Life and Death in the 21st Century (Designer Babies,
Homeland, season 4**
St. Vincent
Homeland, season 5**
BBC Horizon - Traces of Murder
Quantico, season 1
Silicon Valley, season 3
Motive, season 3
Mad Max: Fury Road*
Enter The Battlefield (About Magic: The Gathering)
My Friend Rockefeller
I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (Steve Aoki)
The Americans, season 1**
The Americans, season 2
Deli Man
Midnight in Paris
Eastern Promises
Animal Kingdom (huge fucking meh)
The Americans, season 3 (slow)
Sons of Anarchy, season 2*
Sons of Anarchy, seaons 3-4 (eeck...)
Who Took Johnny
Motive, season 4
Hello I am David!
Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation
The Wire, season 1*
The Call Up

The Age of Adaline**
Mea Maxima Culpa: Silence in the House of God
56 Up**
CNBC Documentary: Goldman Sachs -- Power and Peril
Four Horsemen (econ doc)*
A Day in the Life of a Dictator
CYBORG (Cris Cyborg biographical documentary)*
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
The Wire, season 2*
The Call Up

We Are Twisted F***ing Sister!
Amanda Knox
Black Widow
The Witness**

Real Crime: Supermarket Heist (Tesco Bomber)
The Trust
All American High Revisited**
The Wire, season 3*
The Wire, season 4*
The Night Of (HBO series)
Man on the Train (what the actual fuck... Netflix and its misleading descriptions)
Money Monster
The Huntsman: Winter's War
The Wire, season 5*
Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children

BBC Three - Reggie Yates' Extreme Russia, Teen Model Factory
Kate: The Making of an Icon
Models: The Film*
Thesis on a Homicide (Tesis Sobre un Homicidio--fucking stupid)
State Of Play
Goliath, season 1
The Postman Always Rings Twice
The Accountant
Perfect Number (Korean movie)
Inferno (Tom Hanks)
Broken City*
A Murder in the Park
Nocturnal Animals* (Though I was bummed by the RAE)


Flash Boys--A Wall Street Revolt (Lewis, Michael)--[Audiobook]
When to Rob a Bank... And 131 More Warped Suggestions and Well-Intended Rants (Levitt, Steven D., Dubner, Stephen J.)--[Audiobook]
The Husband's Secret (Moriarty, Liane)--[Audiobook]
The Big Exit (Carnoy, DAvid) [Audiobook. Wouldn't have finished it as a regular book]
Step On A Crack (Patterson, James)--[Audiobook]
David And Goliath* (Gladwell, Malcolm)--[Audiobook]
Think Like A Freak (Levitt, Steven D., Dubner, Stephen J.)--[Audiobook]
The Poisoner's Handbook: Murder and the Birth of Forensic Medicine in Jazz Age New York (Blum, Deborah)--[Audiobook]***
Tribe: On Homecoming and Belonging (Junger, Sebastian)--[Audiobook]***
War (Junger, Sebastian)--[Audiobook]***
A Death In Belmont (Junger, Sebastian)--[Audiobook, about the Boston Strangler, sort of]**
The Rules (Holder, Nancy)--[Audiobook]
Emotional Intelligence: Why It Can Matter More Than IQ (Goleman, Daniel)--[Audiobook]***
The Whale Hunters (Junger, Sebastian)--[Audiobook]* (Very short, more like an article)
Primates Of Park Avenue: Adventures Inside the Secret Sisterhood of Manhattan Moms (Martin, Wednesday)--[Audiobook]***
Troublemaker: Surviving Hollywood and Scientology (Remini, Leah)--[Audiobook]***


HBO Special Doc: Jennifer Lopez: Dance Again
Black Tar Heroin: The Dark End of the Street
The Crossing
Poker Night
A Wife's Nightmare (Lifetime movie starring JB)
One Rogue Reporter

Agatha Raisin and the Quiche of Death
Kill Me Please
BBC Documentary--
Space Odyssey: Voyage to the Planets*
The Sublime and Beautiful
Hector and the Search for Happiness
Hard Time, season 1
The Hunting Party
2 Days in the Valley
The Hunted (once in 90's)


Route 9*
Children Underground**
Going Blind
Time Lapse
The Imitation Game
Frontline--Death By Fire: An Upate
The Armstrong Lie*
Murder by Numbers (once in 90's)
 Se7ven (ditto)
The Great Gatsby (eesh... bloated shlock)
Murderball (not as good as I thought)
Leviathan (lll-o-o-o-o-n-n-gggg, s-l-o-o-o-wwww)
Captain America: Winter Soldier
Whitney (Not bad. Lifetime movie, directed by A. Basset)
American Sniper
Women Aren't Funny
The Riot Club
Thinking XXX
Mission Blue
Reaching for the Moon
Backstreet Boys: Show 'Em What You're Made Of
Begin Again***
Winter's Bone
Chronicle of an Escape
The Cutting Edge: The Magic of Movie Editing*
R.E.M. by MTV
The Fifth Estate: Lance Armstrong: Master Of Spin
NatGeo: Cycling's Greatest Fraud
ESPN's 30 for 30: Slaying The Badger (ugh... kinda boring, plus was expecting Armstrong stuff based on a recommendation)
ESPN's 30 for 30: The Real Rocky
I Am ALi**
The Harder They Fall**
Magic in the Moonlight
Casting By*
The Man Without a Head (L'homme sans tête)---[18-min. short]
Mis-drop---[13-min. short]
After the Fall
Genius on Hold
The Bletchley Circle: Series 1
All This Mayhem
Eminem AKA
And Baby Will Fall
Two Lives
Tell Me and I Will Forget
Stolen Seas*
The Retrieval
National Geographic: World's Most Dangerous Drug
A Murder Of Couriers
The Galapagos Affair: Satan Came to Eden**
The Whale*
Finding Fela**
American Movie
Under the Electric Sky: EDC 2013
Return of the Dragon
ESPN's 30 for 30: Brian and the Boz
Schooled: The Price of College Sports**
Nova: Cracking Your Genetic Code
Cut Bank (uh, bad)
The Silent Partner
The Fault in Our Stars*
True Grit*
About Time**
Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol
Standing in the Shadows of Motown
Exodus: Gods and Kings (bad)
Welcome To The Machine (worse)
The German Doctor
Dollhouse, season 1*
Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon**
Death Row Stories, season 1
ESPN Inside Access: Tyson*
The Key Man
Frontline: Generation Like*
The Fifth Estate
Focus (Will Smith)
When the Bough Breaks
Cheap Thrills**
X-Men: Days of Future Past*
When The Applause Died
That Gal... Who Was in That Thing: That Guy 2*
An Honest Liar
HBO Documentaries: Thought Crimes: The Case of the Cannibal Cop
Too Big to Fail (movie)
When Comedy Went to School
Sons of Anarchy, season 1**
The Comeback, eps 1--7
Just About Famous
American Idol, season 14
A Most Wanted Man
Hot Girls Wanted
30 for 30: Sole Man
Dawg Fight
A Lawyer Walks Into A Bar...*
Deep Web*
Greedy Lying Bastards
Sin City: A Dame to Kill For*
Searching for Sugar Man*
A Murder of Crows*
Human Planet [Oceans, Deserts, Arctic]**
The Internet's Own Boy: The Story of Aaron Swartz**
ESPN's 30 for 30: Without Bias
Who Is Dayani Cristal?*
Dance for Me*
Girl Model
Winnebago Man
The Farm: Life Inside Angola Prison
Austin to Boston
History of the Eagles***
Frontline: A Death in St. Augustine
Chocolate Sundaes Presents: Live on Sunset Strip!: Vol. 2
Rich Hill
Charles Bradley: Soul of America
Two Days in April**
Occupation: Fighter
ESPN's 30 for 30: The Two Escobars**
True Story
Chris Tucker Live
Eddie Pepitone: In Ruins
Lila & Eve*
The Seven Five
Unauthorized: The Harvey Weinstein Project
God Grew Tired of Us
Facing Ali*

30 for 30: Pony Excess
Changing Lanes
Madonna: Truth or Dare*
Rhyme & Reason
An Amish Murder
Hercules (w The Rock)
The Wrecking Crew
The House I Live In**
American.Ninja.Warrior, season 6*
Beyond a Reasonable Doubt**
Hip-Hop: Beyond Beats & Rhymes
Minority Report (Movie, 2002)***
On The Set: Inside Hollywood Movies (Youtube, cut and paste job, but interesting behind-the-scenes look)
Justin Bieber's Believe
Welcome To Me
Libra X Libra
Queen of Earth (Bad and overrated. 77 metascore????????)
Murder In The First, season 1*

True Detective, season 1 (Meh)
Pitch Perfect (Meh)
The Murder Pact
Stand Tall
Kay Greene: A Day In The Life
I Want To Look Like That Guy
13 (Remake of 13 Tzametli)
So You Want to Be an Actor??
The Hunting Ground

The Sentinel
Elite Squad***
7 Times Lucky
Sillicon Valley, season 2
The Wolfman
The Winslow Boy* (once in the 90's)
Game Of Thrones, season 5* (Stratospheric production values notwithsstanding, S5 was plotty at times, w protracted scenes w little payout)
Woman in Gold
Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps
SYTYCD, season 11
The House of the Spirits (Because I was listening to the e-book, in Spanish)
The Contender
Little Accidents (awfully slow)
Little Hope Was Arson
Blondie's New York
Django Unchained
Paycheck (w Afleck, dunno when 1st viewing was)
Human Capital*
Veronika Decides to Die (slow)
The Prince of Pennsylvania (About the rich wrester wannabe cum murderer)
Girl in a Band: Tales from the Rock n Roll Front Line
3 1/2 Minutes, Ten Bullets (HBO doc)
The Jim Gaffigan Show, season 1*
What Happened, Miss Simone?
99 Homes
Genesis: Together and Apart
Pawn Sacrifice
Making A Murderer*

Steve Jobs
The Boy Next Door
300: Rise of an Empire

Narcos, season 1
Brothers In Blood

Top Spin
The Big Short

Very Semi-Serious
Beasts Of No Nation***

American Experience: The Poisoner's Handbook
Narco Cultura
Mike Epps: Don't Take It Personal (Bad... good start, though)
The Boondocks, season 1
Sins of My Father (About Escobar)
Los tiempos de Pablo Escobar, season 1 (2 eps)
Black Mirror: White Christmas**

Whale Hunt in the Desert: Secrets of a Vegas Superhost* (Castleman, Deke) [1st entry in books only in August. Spotify Premium was to blame.]
Cockroaches [Audiobook] (Nesbo, Jo)
The Art of Making Money: The Story of a Master Countrfeiter* (Kersten, Jason)
The House Of The Spirits [Audiobook in Spanish] (Allende, Isabel)*****Speechless*****
The 3rd Woman [Audiobook] (Freedland, Jonathan)


Fetching Cody
Scandal, seasons 1 and 2***
12 Years A Slave
Bad Grandpa
Blindsided (nice made-for-tv movie)
PBS America: Cheating Vegas (Game Changers, Insiders, Hall Of Fame--nice, new spin in-depth spin on old info)
Ultimate Heist
Heaven (Kate Blanchet)
The Guard
Snow Cake
Think Like a Man
Come And See
The Wolf of Wall Street*
20 Feet from Stardom**
The Iron Lady*
ESPN's 30 for 30: The Best That Never Was
ESPN's 30 for 30: The Race that Shocked the World*
Kevin Hart: Let Me Explain
The Object of My Affection**
Modern Family, season 4*
Running On The Sun
The Perfect Crime (El Crimen Perfecto)
Amelie (Le Fabuleux Destin d'Amélie Poulain--viewed once in college)
Being Elmo: A Puppeteer's Journey
Smithsonian Channel: Secrets: Golden Raft of El Dorado*
The Summit**
Smithsonian Channel: Catching Killers, seasons 1 and 2*
A Fantastic Fear Of Everything
The Hunt for the BTK Killer
The Brandon Teena Story (once in college)
The Details
30 Rock, seasons 5 to 7
Leaving [UK], season 1
Banff Mountain Film Festival World Tour (Cascada, Keeper Of The Mountains [Special Edit]*, Heaven's Gate*, The Burn, Return Of The Tepuis, Sea Of Rock, 35*, Spice Girl)
The Truman Show
Chasing Beauty*
The Queen of Versailles*
Authors Anonymous
Genetic Roulette: The Gamble of our Lives
Money, Power, Respect: Hip Hop Billion Dollar Industry
13 Sins*
Girls, season 3
A Certain Kind Of Death*
The Avengers
The Prey (La Proie)
Chozen, season 1**
Anjelah Johnson: The Homecoming Show
Tammy Pescatelli: Finding the Funny**
Generation Iron**
The Machine
In the Blood
Women Who Kill*
The Player: Secrets of a Vegas Whale*
Sherri Shepherd: It's My Time to Talk
Sommore: Chandelier Status
Red Obsession*
American Dad, season 1**
Prince Naseem Hamed: Best Of*
Enemy (Eyes Wide Shut again)
Fargo (once long ago)
Something From Nothing: The Art of Rap
Don Jon
From One Second to the Next
The Lying Game: The Crimes That Fooled Britain**
Smash & Grab: The Story of the Pink Panthers
The Yards
When Fish Attack 3
Reel Injun*
Dark Tide
Night Train To Lisbon (Nachtzug nach Lissabon)
The Trials of Cate McCall (nice Lifetime movie starring K. Beckinsale)
Call Me Crazy: A Five Film
PBS Nova: Holocaust On Trial
The Hours*
Rob Schneider: Soy Sauce and the Holocaust
Smash His Camera**
Io Non ho Paura (I'm Not Scared)**
Stark Raving Mad
JFK: The Smoking Gun***
When Fish Attack
The Debt (Israel)
Kiss the Girls
Still Life
The Good Wife, season 5***
PBS Nova: Inside Animal Minds: Who's The Smartest?**
Family Guy, season 12
Dark Girls**
Friends with Kids
ESPN 30 for 30: The Price of Gold
I AM Bruce Lee
The Ultimate Fighter, season 17
Tv Documentary: I Survived a Serial Killer
Love, Marilyn
The Grim Sleeper
Rob the Mob
2 Guns
The Face, season 2
Silicon Valley, season 1
I ll Follow You Down
Outrageous Acts Of Science (slow... Science of Stupid much better)
PBS Nova: Ghosts of Murdered Kings
PBS Nova: The Bible's Buried Secrets
Escape Plan
PBS Nova: Judgment Day--Intelligent Design on Trial
Happy Valley, season 1*
PBS NOVA: The Spy Factory
PBS NOVA: Mind Of A Rampage Killer
The Wolverine
Double Jeopardy (once in 90's. Good stuff)
White Palace
BBC: Natural World--Nature's Misfits*
The Debt (US, w Hellen Mirren)
Review with Forrest MacNeil, season 1**
BBC: Natural World--Killer Whales: Beneath the Surface
BBC: Natural World--Orangutans: The Great Ape Escape
BBC: Timewatch--Atlantis: The Evidence
PBS Nova: Roman Catacomb Mystery
BBC 3: Blood, Smack And Tears--Afghanistan's Heroin Hell
Paul Mooney, The Godfather Of Comedy (2012)**
Paul Mooney- Jesus Is Black
The Man Who Copied
Cocaine Cowboys Reloaded
Cocaine Cowboys 2: Hustlin' with the Godmother
ESPN 30 for 30: Bad Boys
To Catch a Smuggler, season 1*
Marilyn in Manhattan
In Her Skin
With Great Power: The Stan Lee Story
The People vs. George Lucas
Trek Nation
The First Grader
Infamous (once in 2008; had forgotten I'd seen it)
A Teacher
Girl Most Likely
I Give It a Year
The Hot Flashes
An Unreal Dream: The Michael Morton Story
The Paw Project
Game Of Thrones, seasons 1-4***
CSI NY, season 4
The Film Peddler
They Came Together
Clay Pigeons
The Art Of The Steal* (Matt Dillon)
Of Dolls and Murder
This Gun for Hire
Sleep Tight (Mientras Duermes)
Stop At Nothing: The Lance Armstrong Story*
Who the F**K is Arthur Fogel?
Broadway Idiot
Side Effects
Easton's Article
PBS Frontline: To Catch A Trader
Sunset Strip
Pearl Jam Twenty
The Memory of a Killer
HBO: Gladiator Days: Anatomy of a Prison Murder
Damages, season 5** (Oh, yeah! Went out w a bang!)
The God Delusion (Documentary)
Way Beyond Weight**
BBC Documentary: The Secret World Of Haute Couture
Super Rich: The Greed Game*
Masters Of Sex***
Comedy Central: Amy Schumer: Mostly Sex Stuff*
The Debt (Lithuania)
Sliding Doors
Primal Fear (once in 90's)

HBO Documentaries: The Newburgh Sting
Frank Matthews
Lost for Life
The Other Woman
Erebus: Operation Overdue
Gaga by Gaultier
BBC: Dubai's Luxury Life
Easy Money
Mcqueen And I
PBS: How Sherlock Changed the World
Cocaine Cowboys\
Biggie & Tupac
ESPN 30 for 30: Straight Outta L.A.
People I know
PBS Secrets of the Dead: Death on the Railroad (horrible)
The Tall Man
Crazy Sexy Cool: The TLC Story
Broke** (One asterisk is part of the title)
In Debt We Trust
The Den
Mean Creek
The Exonerated
Lucas Me Queria a Mi
Talhotblond (2012)
August: Osage County
A Hijacking
The Silence
Kids for Cash
National Geographic:
The Skyjacker That Got Away
Scandal, season 3
The Will Wheaton Project, season 1
Plunder: The Crime Of Our Time
Walking Vengeance

Nat Turner: A Troublesome Property
The Man Who Souled the World*
Rampage: Capital Punishment
Motown Mafia: The Story of Eddie Jackson and Courtney Brown
Betty White's Off Their Rockers, season 1
Grand Piano
The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty (hmm... bad)
Dark Tourist
All Good Things
Blood and Wine
On the Job
The Two Faces of January
Lucia de B.
HBO: Katt Williams--Priceless Afterlife
Dinosaur 13*
Life Of Crime
So You Think You Can Dance, season 10
The Fake Trade (2-part)*
The Wronged Man
Safe House
Memories Of Murder
Get On Up
Deja Vu
Never Talk To Strangers
The Best Offer
A Little Trip To Heaven
Zero Dark Thirty
Gorillas In The Mist
White Bird in a Blizzard
La Moustache (The Moustache)
Ivory Tower
The Blair Thumb
A Good Marriage
Killing Them Softly
The Firm (That's where loving the crooked mouth comment was heard! Delivered by David Strathairn to Holly Hunter)
Son Of Rambow
Thin Ice*
Underworld: Awakening
A Dangerous Method
Total Recall (Colin Farrell)*
Camp X-Ray
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
Salmon Fishing in the Yemen
Out of Sight
Chelsea Handler: Uganda Be Kidding Me
The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete
Extras: The Extra Special Series Finale*
ESPN's 30 for 30: Big Shot
The Secret World of Shoplifting
Insomnia (re-watch)
Ladrón Que Roba a Ladrón
Los Angeles Plays Itself
The November Man
Ghosts of Mississippi
Deceptive Practice: The Mysteries and Mentors of Ricky Jay*
Make Believe*
ESPN's 30 for 30: Hawaiian: The Legend of Eddie Aikau
ESPN's 30 for 30: This Is What They Want*
Touch of Truth
Snoop Dogg Presents The Bad Girls of Comedy
Melanie Comarcho: Hello!
The Lost Son
Beautiful Boy
The Long Green Lineo
Mercy (slowest thriller ever)
Before I Go to Sleep
Casino Secrets
The Long Green Line

Bob's Burgers, seasons 2 and 3 (Yeah, we made up)
Joan Rivers: Don't Start with Me**
Iliza Shlesinger: War Paint
Chelsea Peretti: One of the Greats*
Morgan Murphy: Irish Goodbye
Parks and Recreation, season 1
Monique Marvez: Not Skinny Not Blonde* (Very reminiscent of Joan Rivers)
Millions: A Lottery Story (Youtube)
Allen Iverson: The Answer (Youtube)
BBC: Who Wants to Be a Millionaire (Youtube)
J. Edgar
Happy Feet Two
Catch a Fire
Still Alice
Alive Inside**
I Know That Voice
Crime Secrets of…, seasons 1 & 2 (Pickpockets, scammers, season 2 only had 2 eps)
Wall Street
Kevin Hart: Laugh at My Pain
The Descendants
Martha Marcy May Marlene
London to Brighton
Evolution Of A Criminal
Gone Girl*
The Guest
The Elevator: Three Minutes Can Change Your Life
Son of a Gun
A Case for Murder
Orange Is the New Black, season 1
Bones Brigade: An Autobiography*
The Motivation*
Dogtown and Z-Boys
ESPN's 30 for 30: Tim Richmond: To The Limit
Venus and Serena
Mona Lisa Is Missing (The Missing Piece: Mona Lisa, Her Thief, the True Story)
ESPN's 30 for 30: Playing for the Mob
Trevor Noah: African American
ESPN's 30 for 30: No Más
The Trials of Muhammad Ali
Old Men in New Cars
Answers to Nothing
The Front Line
We Bought a Zoo

Thinking XXX*
Dark Places, (Flynn, Gillian)
High Price: A Neuroscientist's Journey of Self-Discovery That Challenges Everything You Know About Drugs and Society (Hart, Carl)
The Good Sister (Staub, Wendy Corsi)
Tell Me Your Dreams (Sheldon, Sidney)
Murder in Greenwich: Who Killed Martha Moxley? [Audiobook]* (Fuhrman, Mark)
Imperfect Justice: Prosecuting Casey Anthony [Audiobook] (Ashton, Jeff)
The Murder Business (Fuhrman, Mark)
I Don't Know What You Know Me From: Confessions of a Co-Star (Greer, Judy)
She Loves Me Not (Staub, Wendy Corsi)---meh!!!
No One Would Listen: A True Financial Thriller [Audiobook]* (Markopolos, Harry)
Must Kill TV* (Levine, Ken)
Bossypants (Fey, Tina)
Sharp Objects (Flynn, Gillian)
Big Brother** (Shriver, Lionel)
The Snowman* (Nesbø, Jo)

David Bowie's Top 100 Must Read Books

The Age of American Unreason, Susan Jacoby, 2008

The Brief Wondrous Life of Oscar Wao, Junot Diaz, 2007

The Coast of Utopia (trilogy), Tom Stoppard, 2007

Teenage: The Creation of Youth 1875-1945, Jon Savage, 2007

Fingersmith, Sarah Waters, 2002

The Trial of Henry Kissinger, Christopher Hitchens, 2001

Mr. Wilson’s Cabinet of Wonder, Lawrence Weschler, 1997

A People’s Tragedy: The Russian Revolution 1890-1924, Orlando Figes, 1997

The Insult, Rupert Thomson, 1996

Wonder Boys, Michael Chabon, 1995

The Bird Artist, Howard Norman, 1994

Kafka Was The Rage: A Greenwich Village Memoir, Anatole Broyard, 1993

Beyond the Brillo Box: The Visual Arts in Post-Historical Perspective, Arthur C. Danto, 1992

Sexual Personae: Art and Decadence from Nefertiti to Emily Dickinson, Camille Paglia, 1990

David Bomberg, Richard Cork, 1988

Sweet Soul Music: Rhythm and Blues and the Southern Dream of Freedom, Peter Guralnick, 1986

The Songlines, Bruce Chatwin, 1986

Hawksmoor, Peter Ackroyd, 1985

Nowhere To Run: The Story of Soul Music, Gerri Hirshey, 1984

Nights at the Circus, Angela Carter, 1984

Money, Martin Amis, 1984

White Noise, Don DeLillo, 1984

Flaubert’s Parrot, Julian Barnes, 1984

The Life and Times of Little Richard, Charles White, 1984

A People’s History of the United States, Howard Zinn, 1980

A Confederacy of Dunces, John Kennedy Toole, 1980

Interviews with Francis Bacon, David Sylvester, 1980

Darkness at Noon, Arthur Koestler, 1980

Earthly Powers, Anthony Burgess, 1980

Raw (a ‘graphix magazine’) 1980-91

Viz (magazine) 1979 –

The Gnostic Gospels, Elaine Pagels, 1979

Metropolitan Life, Fran Lebowitz, 1978

In Between the Sheets, Ian McEwan, 1978

Writers at Work: The Paris Review Interviews, ed. Malcolm Cowley, 1977

The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind, Julian Jaynes, 1976

Tales of Beatnik Glory, Ed Saunders, 1975

Mystery Train, Greil Marcus, 1975

Selected Poems, Frank O’Hara, 1974

Before the Deluge: A Portrait of Berlin in the 1920s, Otto Friedrich, 1972

In Bluebeard’s Castle : Some Notes Towards the Re-definition of Culture, George Steiner, 1971

Octobriana and the Russian Underground, Peter Sadecky, 1971

The Sound of the City: The Rise of Rock and Roll, Charlie Gillete, 1970

The Quest For Christa T, Christa Wolf, 1968

Awopbopaloobop Alopbamboom: The Golden Age of Rock, Nik Cohn, 1968

The Master and Margarita, Mikhail Bulgakov, 1967

Journey into the Whirlwind, Eugenia Ginzburg, 1967

Last Exit to Brooklyn, Hubert Selby Jr. , 1966

In Cold Blood, Truman Capote, 1965

City of Night, John Rechy, 1965

Herzog, Saul Bellow, 1964

Puckoon, Spike Milligan, 1963

The American Way of Death, Jessica Mitford, 1963

The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With The Sea, Yukio Mishima, 1963

The Fire Next Time, James Baldwin, 1963

A Clockwork Orange, Anthony Burgess, 1962

Inside the Whale and Other Essays, George Orwell, 1962

The Prime of Miss Jean Brodie, Muriel Spark, 1961

Private Eye (magazine) 1961 –

On Having No Head: Zen and the Rediscovery of the Obvious, Douglas Harding, 1961

Silence: Lectures and Writing, John Cage, 1961

Strange People, Frank Edwards, 1961

The Divided Self, R. D. Laing, 1960

All The Emperor’s Horses, David Kidd,1960

Billy Liar, Keith Waterhouse, 1959

The Leopard, Giuseppe Di Lampedusa, 1958

On The Road, Jack Kerouac, 1957

The Hidden Persuaders, Vance Packard, 1957

Room at the Top, John Braine, 1957

A Grave for a Dolphin, Alberto Denti di Pirajno, 1956

The Outsider, Colin Wilson, 1956

Lolita, Vladimir Nabokov, 1955

Nineteen Eighty-Four, George Orwell, 1949

The Street, Ann Petry, 1946

Black Boy, Richard Wright, 1945


The X Factor UK, season 9
The X Factor USA, season 2
Brickleberry, season 1
CSI NY, season 3
Jeff, Who Lives At Home
After Porn Ends*
Skid Row*
Goodnight, We Love You
First Position
L!fe Happens
Joyful Noise

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo*
The Girl Who Played with Fire
7 Khoon Maaf (7 Sins Forgiven)
The Air I Breathe
Seven Up* (Again. Trying to watch the whole series. There's a "56 Up" out now! :)
7 Plus Seven*
21 Up*
28 Up*
35 Up*
42 Up*
Dreams of a Life
Safety Not Guaranteed (Fucking RUBBISH!! Why the good reviews????)
49 Up*
Why Did I Get Married Too?
Beyonce: Life Is But A Dream (HBO Doc.)
Stand Up Guys

Don't Blame Facebook (BBC doc)
ESPN's 30 for 30: Broke*
Counterfeit Culture (BBC doc)
This Is 40
Community, season 3
Bob's Burgers, season 1 (Lukewarm. Voicers are awful at times.)
Def Comedy Jam - All Stars: Vol 1
Movies 101, Disc 2--Leading Ladies: Jennifer Aniston, Jennifer Connelly, Julianne Moore, Sigourney Weaver
Their Unique Journey: Inside Hollywood*
Black Mirror, season 2* (again, 3 eps only, boring 3rd ep)
The Imposter
NatGeo: Make Me Superhuman
NatGeo: Madness in the White City
Def Comedy Jam - All Stars: Vol 2
Mirror Mirror
Like Water
Such Great Heights
The Trials of Darryl Hunt
48 Hours in Las Vegas (1988 CBS News)*
Travel Channel--Cheaters Beware: Las Vegas*
Travel Channel--Cheats and Scams Las Vegas Surveillance*
Breaking Vegas: "Vegas Vixen" (The last to see in the series, I think)
BBC Horizon Cannabis: The Evil Weed?
The Real L Word, season 3
The Hunger Games
The Factory
Red Lights
Hot Rod
Black Hawk Down*
The Entitled*
Headhunters (Hodejegerne)****
Kids with Tourette's: In Their Own Words (BBC doc)
Jack Reacher**
The Story of Luke
Down The Shore (Bad and boring. Dunno why it's a thriller)
Welcome to the Punch
The Door (Die Tur) [Time travel, so-so but coherent]
The Hunt
Masterminds, season 1
Def Comedy Jam - All Stars: Vol 3
Tell No One (Ne Le Dis A Personne) [No memory of having seen it in 2009. Plot all gone. Ok]
Robot & Frank

Brooklyn's Finest
Def Comedy Jam - All Stars: Vol 4
The Paperboy
The Will: Family Secrets Revealed, season 2 [Discovery Investigation Channel. Put me to sleep a few times]
The Woman Who Wasn't There
BMF: The Rise and Fall of a Hip-Hop Drug Empire
Scream 2
Watson and Oliver, season 1*
Misfits, season 4 (Bad. Give up already)
Prisoners' Wives, season 1**
Passion (a BAD remake of Love Crime w/ Kristin Scott Thomas)
Motive, season 1*
Elementary, season 1**
The Bothersome Man
That Guy... Who Was in That Thing*
A Mother's Courage: Talking Back to Autism
Prisoners' Wives, season 2** (V short, only 4 eps)
The Mindy Project, season 1***
The Words
Hey Bartender
Lost Angels: Skid Row Is My Home
Park Avenue: Money, Power and the American Dream
Million Dollar Babies
West of Memphis** (4th installment of the Paradise Lost docs. Damien Echols was at UN to speak on death penalty, saw webcast)
The Face Is Familiar
How To Make Money Selling Drugs
Table For One (Short. Didn't like it)
Dead Man Down
The One Percent
When Will I Be Loved?
6 Souls
What Babies Want**
The Odd Life of Timothy Green*
Girls, season 1**
Hustle, season 1* (American, NBC. Pls, bring it baaaaaaaaaaaccccccckkkkkkk!!!!!)
Girls, season 2 (hmm...?)
Rock School*
The Out List (HBO doc, a bit boring. Neil P. Harris, Wanda Sykes, E. Degeneres...)
Orphan Black, season 1
Bullet to the Head
The Other Guys
Date Night
Brain Games, season 2
The Hero, season 1 (TNT's reality show. Liked it)
Dinner For Five, season 1* (minus last ep, I think)
Before And After
Dinner For Five, season 2*
Def Comedy Jam - All Stars: Vol 6
Def Comedy Jam - All Stars: Vol 11
Now You See Me
The Sessions
The East (slow...)
American History X (once in the 90's)
Catch Me If You Can* (once in late 2003)
The Startup Kids
Consuming Kids
Empire State
Pain And Gain
Our Idiot Brother
666 Park Avenue, season 1
Katy Perry: Part of Me
Breaking Bad, season 4
Capture, season 1 (Shameless rip-off of the hunger games, heavily scripted and recreated. Ok, though)
The Office, seasons 8 & 9
Family Guy, season 11
Breaking Bad, season 5
Mike & Molly, season 3
Extreme Drug Smuggling (Discovery Channel. Nothing extreme, actually)
FBI's 10 Most Wanted (Discovery Channel sucks these days)
Unraveled (Madoff-like person got caught)
Assault on Wall Street
Twilight (1998, Gene Hackman, Sarandon and P. Newman)
Blue Jasmine*
The Suspect*
Guide de la Petite Vengeance
Dark Blue
The Flaw*
Mercury Rising
American Ninja Warrior, season 5*
Cancer - The Forbidden Cures**
Decoding Neanderthals (PBS Nova embarrassing, drawn-out documentary that 1st presents N's as smarter that originally thought by Anglo Saxons b4 concluding that they had interbred w/ modern humans. Science proved common sense right w/ a 20-year delay)
Hello Ladies, season 1
The Insider
Midnight Express*
The Big Picture
Dead Again
Pack Strap Swallow*
The Advocate
The Dark Mirror
The Spice Girls Story (not quite)
Spice Girls: Giving You Everything* (much better, more complete doc)
Death and the Maiden*
The Angels' Share
I Want My Name Back*
Elite Squad: The Enemy Within**

The Place Promised in Our Early Days (Anime. Bad, boring, slow moving)
The X Factor UK, season 10*
Piers Morgan on Las Vegas
Piers Morgan on Monte Carlo
Light at the Edge of the World* (The Andes, wayfinding in Polynesia*, Buddhist Monasteries of Nepal, Inuit in the Arctic**)
Red Corner
Sound of My Voice
The X Factor US, season 3
HBO Doc--James Gandolfini: Tribute To A Friend

Youtube Doc: Being Honest About Religion. (ft. Adam Carolla, Richard Dawkins, Bill Maher, Joe Rogan, etc.)
American Horror Story, season 1, eps 1 to 7 (Aaagh, overrated! slow! mehch)
American Horror Story, season 3, eps 1 to 3 (Just to see Angela Basset...)
The God Who Wasn't There
Food Fight
The L.A. Complex, season 1*
The L.A. Complex, season 2 (Oh, God. Just... no.)
The Oxford Murders
The Adventures of Tintin
A Late Quartet
The Iceman
The Devil's Double
King of Devil's Island
Citizen Gangster
Snow On Tha Bluff
The Dark Knight Rises
Get The Gringo
Stolen (Nicolas Cage)
ESPN Documentary: The Dotted line
The Quiz Show Scandal
Run Lola Run
Ping Pong Playa
Breaking The Girls
Source Code
Miss Representation*
Ocean Heaven
Mesrine: Part 1: Killer Instinct
District 13

Orange Is the New Black: One Year in a Women's Prison (Kerman, Piper)
The Trouble With Money: The Diary Of A Lottery Winner (Rawlins, Frank) -- Not much real trouble, just a freaking diary. Just OK.
The Racketeer (Grisham, John)
How To Make Love Like A Porn Star-- A Cautionary Tale (Jameson, Jenna [with Neil Strauss])
We Need to Talk About Kevin*** (Shriver, Lionel) [I wanted to reread it as soon as I finished it the first time, years ago. Gotta read the House of the Spirits again too]
Gone Girl: A Novel (Flynn, Gillian)**
Slash (Bozza, Anthony)
The Da Vinci Code (Brown, Dan)*
The Sense of an Ending (Barnes, Julian)
The Art Of The Steal [Audiobook] (Abignale, Frank)
The King Of Torts (Grisham, John)
The New Republic (Shriver, Lionel)
The Quickie (Patterson, James, and Ledwige, Michael)
The Best American Short Stories 2011 (...various...)
Catch Me If You Can [Audiobook] (Abignale W. Frank, Redding, Stan)*


The Amazing Race (US), season 14
Rising Sun
I Am Love
Cold Play
The Grifters
The Slap (mini series, good)
The Amazing Race (US), season 13
The Jacksons: A Family Dynasty
Being John Malkovich
Project Nim
Bulletproof Salesman
Beyond the Mat
The Thin Blue Line
Paradise Lost 3: Purgatory
Ao: The Last Neanderthal
Bitter Feast
Circle Of Pain
Donnel Rawlings: From Ashy To Classy (stand-up, so-so)
Assaltos Em Luanda
The Amazing Race (US), season 12
Nobel Son
SYTY Can Dance [Canada], season 4**
National Geographic Naked Science - Atlantis
Hot Coffee**
Lonely Hearts
Biography Channel: Anna Nicole Smith
The Curve
Justin Bieber: Never Say Never (liked it tremendously)
Channel 4, UK: 419: The Internet Romance Scam
Transit (w/ Caviezel. Maybe not final version. Bad)
Alonzo Bodden: Who's Paying Attention?
Disney Nature--African Cats
Albert Nobbs
Which Way Home*
Mojados: Through the Night*
Time (Korean)
The Human Family Tree
Tower Heist

National Geographic: Marijuana Gold Rush
Bar Rescue, season 1
Community, season 2
CSI New York, season 1
Elvis Presley (The story behind the making of Elvis Presley's 1st album for RCA Records in 1956)
National Geographic: Pickpocket King
BBC Horizon: The Truth About Exercise
Frontline: The Released
Susan Boyle: An Unlikely Superstar
Stranded: I've Come from a Plane That Crashed on the Mountains***
Black Mirror, season* 1 (consists of 3 eps only, atrocious 2nd ep)
SNL: The Best Of Eddie Murphy
Teenage Paparazzo
Saturday Night Live: Best of Commercial Parodies
When We Grow -- This Is What We Can Do (cannabis documentary)
Game Change*
Jens Pulver: Driven
The Double
The Hollywood Complex*
In Her Defense
Copyright Criminals
The Beautiful Truth*
CNBC Originals: Ultimate Fighting: Fistful of Dollars
Born to Be Wild*
Jane's Journey*
NoBody's Perfect
The Invention of Dr. NakaMats
Against All Odds (Youtube documentary @ gambling addiction)
The Madoff Hustle
Chasing Madoff
SNL: The Best Of Amy Poehler
SNL: The Best Of Phil Hartman
Discovery Channel: Atlantis Uncovered
100 Feet
The Greatest Movie Ever Sold (didn't love it)
Mad, season 1 (10 min. eps, good)
Shaquille O'Neal: All Star Comedy Jam
Michael Jackson: Live in Bucharest: The Dangerous Tour
The Good Wife, season 3

Michael Jackson: The Real Michael Jackson*** (Ppl ACTUALLY CLOSE to M. Jackson!!! :), incl Mom+siblings)
The Will, season 1
Worse Than War
Card Subject to Change
Stevie (Doc, long and good)*
The Kid With A Bike** (French, V good)
Margin Call
The Strange Thing About the Johnsons (short, disturbing)
All Star Comedy Jam: Live from South Beach
Dolores Claiborne
Under Our Skin*
Hell and Back Again*
The Gerson Miracle*
Frontline: Post Mortem
Never Let Me Go**
Family Guy, season 10
The Invisible War
Run for Your Life
The Escapist
Love Crime
The Double Hour
Punching the Clown
Prison Break, season 1
The Big White
Anjelah Johnson: That's How We Do It
Touch, season 1, eps 1--7 (Painful the whole time, boring, soapy, just bad.)
Departures*** (How amazing is it!!!!)
The Loss of Nameless Things
Why We Laugh
Holy Rollers: The True Story of Card Counting Christians*
The Striking Truth
Fela Kuti: Music Is the Weapon*
Breaking Glass
Shattered 2012, not V good)
Teaching Mrs. Tingle
Tales from the Script*
I Am Comic
Macho Men and the Women Who Love Them
Rap Sheet: Hip-Hop and the Cops
Breaking Pointe, season 1*
SNL: The Best Of Mike Meyers
Live At The Electric, season 1*
SNL: 25 Years Of Music, Vol.1--5***
Canterbury's Law (series)**
Ghost (A damn fine movie)
Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter... And Spring
America's Funniest Comics: Vol. 3
Hatfields and McCoys (mini series)
Enter Nowhere
God Bless America
Patrik, Age 1.5
Jiro Dreams of Sushi
America The Beautiful 2**
How To Live Forever
Michael Jackson: History: Vol. 2
We Are the World: The Story Behind the Song
The Billionaires' Tea Party
The Pit *
Biography: Ben & Jerry
A Matter of Taste: Serving Up Paul Liebrandt*
World's Greatest Dad
Kathy Griffin: She'll Cut a Bitch
Owning Mahowny
Latham Entertainment Presents: An All New Comedy Experience
Finder's Fee*
The Caveman's Valentine
The Queens of Comedy (2nd time; 1st was years ago. Go Queens! :))
Away We Go
Born and Bred
Bad Boys of Comedy: Vols. 1--3
What to Expect When You're Expecting
In Time
Laugh And Learn About Newborn Baby Care
Mike Epps: Under Rated & Never Faded
The Glee Project, season 2
Columbus Circle*
American Ninja Warrior, season 4*
NOVA: Forensics on Trial
CSI New York, Season 2
Windy City Heat (bad, unlike Overnight)
The Craigslist Killer
Pink Ribbons, Inc.
King of Paper Chasin'
What Doesn't Kill You
Boyz N the Hood
Scot Pilgrim Vs The World
Death Defying Acts
Win Win*
Trekkies (Saw part 2 years ago)
Frontline: Death by Fire
Frontline: The Suicide Tourist
Rhyme & Punishment
Sympathy for Delicious
Bee Gees: In Our Own Time**
Welcome To The Rileys
Snow White and the Huntsman
The Ides of March
Man on a Ledge
Reindeer Games
The Smurfs
Live on Sunset Strip! (Katt Williams et. al., just so-so)
Body Count
Alphas, season 2
Mixtape, Inc.
Inside Man
Liberty Stands Still
Totally Biased with Kamau Bell, season 1*
Devil's Advocate
Segundo Asalto
If I Were a Rich Man (Ah! Si j'étais riche)

Phil Hellmuth Presents Read 'Em and Reap: A Career FBI Agent's Guide to Decoding Poker Tells (Karlins, Marvin et. al.)
Crash Into Me: A Survivor's Search For Justice (Seccuro, Liz)
The Art of the Heist: Confessions of a Master Art Thief, Rock-and-Roller, and Prodigal Son (Connor, Myles)
Packing for Mars:The Curious Science of Life in the Void (Roach, Mary)
Casting the First Stone (Roby,Kimberla Lawson)
The Devil in the White City: Murder, Magic, and Madness at the Fair That Changed America (Larson, Erik)
When Science Goes Wrong (LeVay, Simon)
Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? (And Other Concerns) (Kaling, Mindy)
Beat the Reaper, (Bazell, Josh)**
Stumbling on Happiness [Audiobook] (Gilbert, Daniel Todd)
Official Book Club Selection--A Memoir According to Kathy Griffin (Griffin, Kathy)*
Against Medical Advice (Patter, James, and Freidman, Hal)
My Horizontal Life--A Collection of One-Night Stands (Handler, Chelsea)
The Litigators (Grisham, John)
The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time (Haddon, Mark)
A Visit From the Goon Squad (Egan, Jennifer)
The Governess Affair (Milan, Courtney)*---Swift and sweet, that's how you do it!! :)
Kitchen Confidential: Adventures in the Culinary Underbelly (Bourdain, Anthony)*
Waiter Rant: Thanks for the Tip—Confessions of a Cynical Waiter (Dublanica, Steve)*

Writer's Block: Merlin revisited

If you were granted unlimited magic powers for just five minutes, what would you do?

1st minute:  Make sexual abuse anatomically impossible by causing humans to evolve to the point where sex is only possible if it's of age and consensual.
2nd minute:  Revert the situation and give those who caused the financial disaster a taste of the full brunt of the emotional, economic, and social havoc they have caused others; have them feel the anguish and powerlessness as they see their future prospects permanently worsened by the greed of others. Position myself to benefit from their loss.
3rd minute:  I'd enable the altruistic people who answered this question before me to turn their vision into reality.  Users like eqfe, billasechsling, and mela_4_me would get to eliminate hunger, make children happy and decrease the threat of war, like they said they wished they could do.
4th minute:  Develop the ability to breath under water. Yeah! :)
5th minute:  Extend life expectancy to 250 years, at least, and double the life expectancy of cats, dogs, parakeets and all other domesticated and benign pets. 


Will and Grace, season 8 + Finale special (Just... wow :))
Joan Rivers: A Piece Of Work
Iron Man 2
A Good Lawyer's Wife
The Last Confession Of Alexander Pearce
Casino Jack
The Lives of Others*
Jack Goes Boating
White Collar, season 1
My Sister's Keeper
Possible Worlds (meh...)
Chicken Run
Joseph: King of Dreams
RED (H. Mirren, action)
Like dandelion dust
John Cleese: Wine for the confused
Powder Blue
The Disappearance of Alice Creed*
Don't say a word
Masterminds, season 2
Mr. Nobody
Best Laid Plans
The picture of Dorian Gray
NOVA: How Smart Are Animals?
Waiting for Superman
The Spanish Prisoner
The Lost Room, season 1
Shattered Glass
The Love of Money (3-part documentary)
The Woodsman (again, it seems)
The Girl Who Leapt Through Time
The Illusionist (2010, animation, boring, slow, bad)
The Fighter
The Aura
Porn: Business of Pleasure
NOVA: Secrets of Stonehenge
Pacific Heights (once in the 90's, I'm quite sure)
Who Do You Think You Are: Brooke Shields, Sarah J. Parker, Lisa Kudrow
The Next Three Days
The Company Men*
V for Vendetta*
Xiu Xiu: The Sent-Down Girl
Even Money
Stephanie Daley
First Snow
First Ascent
Color Me Kubrick
Black Swan**
The Willow Tree
One Angry Juror
Ruby Blue
Generation L - The Road to Mardi Gras (webisode, season 1, I guess)
The Square
Bad Influence
NatGeo: The Science of Babies*
Kathleen Madigan: Gone Madigan
Solitary Confinement
Final Cut
Red Road (slowest effing dev evar!)
Just Cause (once in the 90's, and just now)
BBC Horizon: The truth about vitamins
Whitney Cummings: Money Shot*
Starting Out In The Evening
BBC Horizon: Is Seeing Believing?
Control (2004, w/ Liotta and Dafoe)
Frankie and Alice
Inside Job*
Nursery University*
Fairly Legal, season 1
NatGeo Explorer: Marijuana Nation
The Good Wife, season 1***
North Face
Something Unknown Is Doing We Don't Know What
The Last Word (documentary)
Client 9: Rise and Fall of Eliot Spitzer
A State of Mind
Rabbit Hole
Dear Mr. Gacy
Blue Valentine
Jean-Claude Van Damme--Behind Closed Doors, season 1
The Office, season 7
Body of Proof, season 1
The Good Wife, season 2**
The Dilemma (a-a-a-wfffful)
Little Fockers
Another Year*
Pompeii: The Last Day
Elektra (again, w/ J. Garner. Liked it)
The Glass House
Diamond Men*
The Housemaid (Slow, boring, awful character dev, implausible)
Return to Paradise
Knight and Day
Patrice O'Neal: Elephant in the Room
Bigger, Stronger, Faster
Our Song
The Guilty
Thief, season 1
Only When I Dance
War Made Easy: How Presidents and Pundits Keep Spinning Us to Death
Breaking Bad, seasons 1-3
The Chamber (way faster to finish than the book, eh?)
PBS Frontline: The Card Game
Horse Boy
I Escaped: Real Prison Breaks, season 1
Shut Up and Shoot Me
The Burning Plain
BBC--Cleopatra: Portrait of a Killer
Never Forever
BBC Horizon: Don't Grow Old
America the Beautiful
Katt Williams: The Pimp Chronicles: Pt. 1
Janeane Garofalo: Live in Seattle
Food Matters*
The Adjustment Bureau
Extreme Bodies (Conjoined Twins, Super Obese, Giants, Dwarfs)
Down to the Bone
A.K.A. Cassius Clay*
When We Were Kings*
Family Guy, season 9
CSI, season 11
Elvis on Tour
Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead
BBC Horizon -- How Violent Are You?
Jackass 3.5
The Lincoln Lawyer
Muhammad Ali: The Greatest
BBC Horizon -- Prof. Regan's Supermarket Secrets
So U Think U Can Dance [Canada], season 3*
Just Go with It
Breaking In, season 1 (liked it)
Henry's Crime (bad, ohhh!!!)
Bad Teacher
Punk'd, seasons 1 to 8
Misfits, seasons 1-2*
Jumping the Broom
CHAOS, eps 1-5 (good pilot, painful afterwards)
Touching Evil, eps 1-3 (painful, long pilot, painful all of it)
Breakout Kings, season 1*
Damages, season 3*
My Left Foot*
A Christmas Carol (animated, Jim Carrey)
X-Men: First Class Possession
Don't Look Back (Ne te retourne pas)
Fear Me Not (Danish, needs an American remake)
Mother (Korean)
The Page Turner (La tourneuse de pages--needs US remake)
Still Walking
Star Trek (2009, Zoe Saldana)
Loving Lampposts
Picture Me*
Just Another Love Story
SYTYCD, season 8 (worst ensemble yet)
Cold Souls
Discovery: Track me if you can
I Love You Phillip Morris
Criminal (Based on 9 Reinas)
The Business of Strangers
Sorry, Haters
HBO: Superheroes
Raines, eps 1-4
Aisha Tyler Is Lit: Live at the Filmore
180° South**
The Parking Lot Movie
Lisa Lampanelli: Tough Love
Lisa Lampanelli: Long Live the Queen
Loni Love: America's Sister
Frank Caliendo: All Over the Place (sucked)
BBC Horizon: The Nine Months That Made You*
Eddie Griffin: Freedom of Speech
Inside the Actor's Studio: Dave Chapelle* (good shit)
Expedition Impossible, season 1
The Glee Project, season 1
Dancing Across Borders*
Margareth Cho: Beautiful
The Change-up
Strictly Background
Cuff Me If You Can, eps 1-4
Laffapalooza #5
Laffapalooza #6
Laffapalooza #7
Ben X
Roman de Gare (Crossed Roads)
Problem Child: Leslie Jones
Steve Harvey: Don't Trip, He Ain't Through with Me Yet
In Therapy (Brazil)
Hustle, season 3 (getting +and+ painful since season 2)
Treeless Mountain (Korean)
Crazy as Hell
The Snow Walker
Steve Harvey: Still trippin'
Autum Spring
Nikita (w/ Maggie Q), eps 1-5
Seven Days
Leslie Jordan: Live in Atlanta
Quid Pro Quo*
America's Funniest Comics: Vol. 1
Guilty as Sin
Michael Jackson: Life of a Superstar (just ok)
Michael Jackson: Dangerous: The Short Films (production de mil, music vids)
Alphas, season 1
Dream Lover
Katt Williams: 9 Lives
Roast of Flavor Flav: Uncensored
The Last Supper
Atlantis (doc, Luc Besson)
Nerdcore Rising
Frontline: Growing Up Online
Forks Over Knives*
Please Vote For Me*
Laffapalooza #8*
Imaginary Witness*
Deep Water*
Incredible Human Machine**
History Channel: The Stoned Ages
Damages, season 4 (real letdown from past seasons)
Blind Shaft (good, game afoot in 6 mins)
Gospel Comedy All-Stars 3
Terry Fator: Live from Las Vegas
The Reinactors
The Sculptress
The Perfect Host
Year of the Dog
Double Dare*
The Robber
Rowan Atkinson Live!
Wigstock: The movie*
This Film Is Not Yet Rated
A Arte do Insulto (Brazillan stand-up comedian Rafinha Bastos)
The Return**
Brain Games, season 1*
Love and Other Drugs
Eyes Wide Open
Since Otar Left
Breath Made Visible
I Think We're Alone Now
The Last Train
Behind The Sun (2nd time, 1st was before 2006)
Jamie Foxx: I Might Need Security
Faces In The Crowd (pretty good, eh!)
I'm No Dummy
Community, season 1*
ESPN Films--Marion Jones: Press Pause
NatGeo: Casino Wars
Jersey Shore, season 4
Trespass (drags, too chaotic)
Dolphins: The Ultimate Guide
The Man Who Would Be Polka King
ESPN Films--Muhammad Ali vs. Larry Holmes
The Three Amigos (bad)
Strange Days (once in 90's)
Street Thief (moar! better!)
Spirit of the Marathon*
Michael Jackson: Live in Japan
Deadly Women, season 1 (Investigation Discovery likes to stretch/drag things, rest is unwatchable)
Frontline: The Madoff Affair
Carmen & Geoffrey
Come Undone
Horrible Bosses
Notorious: Crime Files--Serial Killers, eps. 1--19 (pretty good, Biography Channel. Powns Inv. Discovery)
A Simple Plan
The Whistleblower
The Idolmaker
Sugar Town
Mid-August Lunch*
Jeff Dunham Very Special Christmas Special
Dominick Dunne: After the Party
Gotta Dance
NatGeo: Inside The Living Body*
BBC Channel 4: Desperate Virgins
BBC Prime: Dolphins--Deep Thinkers?
Assalto ao Banco Central
Beef 2
Beef 3
The Art of 16 Bars
The Industry
The MC: Why We Do It
Jackass 3
The Skin I Live In (revenge movie, y'all! Almodovar's joint)
Daylight Robbery*
Viva Riva!
Captain America: The First Avenger
The X Factor (UK), season 8
The Amazing Race (US), season 18
Sherri, season 1**
The Amazing Race (US), season 17
The Real Hustle, season 7: On Holliday, eps 1--5 (Slow, semi painful)
The X Factor (US), season 1
The Amazing Race (US), season 16
Thor (2011)
Misfits, season 3 (really bad season!!)
The Amazing Race (US), season 15
With a Friend Like Harry

Medical Apartheid: The Dark History of Medical Experimentation on Black Americans from Colonial Times to the  Present (Washington, Harriet A.)
Michael Jackson: Before He Was King (Gray, Todd)
I Was Told There'd Be Cake (Crosley, Sloane)
An Anthropologist on Mars: Seven Paradoxical Tales (Sacks, Oliver)
Changing Faces (Roby, Kimberla Lawson)
Never Look Away (Barclay, Linwood)
Three Felonies a Day: How the Feds Target the Innocent (Silverglate, Harvey A.)
Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Joliem (Halperin, Ian)
Open (Agassi, Andre)*
Third World America --- How Our Politicians Are Abandoning the Middle Class and Betraying the American Dream (Huffington, Arianna)